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Yeah, maybe it's because uhSay that again? Say that again?Some people stupid because yeah.You see we need to turn there, yes, but because this Spanish prince come, yes, we can, yes, we need drive there, yeah.Yeah, just.No, but say again what you say why do you think uh they I got in trouble because I look you said because I lookNot because, you know, uh if people know if like people looks normally have trouble, yes?That people help like to normal people, yes?If some look different, yes?That people uh like uh do different, yes?They want to cause trouble. They want to.Yes, I'm I'm different person too.I'm all my life I uh know um uh I feel this, yes, what people uh did.It's so fucking stupid.People stupid, yeah.Absolutely stupid.80% people of stupid, yes?Yeah, I would say 85%.Maybe. Okay, 87, yes?Exactly, yeah.Maybe that. Maybe even more, who knows.You know, if somebody looks different, that people don't like him because it's different, yes?I know, but what else like?Because it's scary from here, it's not scary and this hate him because this is different.Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.Yeah.It's so fucking stupid.Yeah, but it's like Joker, yes?I like Joker, yes?Movie Joker, yes?Oh yeah, I love that. Yeah, yeah, yeah.It's uh different uh different man, yes, and all system, yes?Maybe I should remember in the remember in the movie when he has the card when he shows them like uh in the beginning of the movie when, you know,
know he's laughing at and there's still some kids or something and their mom is like and he shows them a card.He's like, look, I have a condition.I, you know, I laugh when I cry and I cry when I laugh or whatever the thing is.He has to show them the like card like this.Like I have a handicap, some kind of mental problem.Maybe I need that too.Maybe we need that.I like I like I like movie especially about this because different people, yes, really change the world, yes?Yeah, that's true.But this 85% can't change the world.Yeah, they don't do anything.Yeah, they don't do anything.It's it's like uh mechanic details, yes, of all machine, yes?Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.But different people change the world.Like Van Gogh, Picasso, yes, Einstein, yes, Bob Marley, yes.It's so difficult.People change the world, yes?Yeah, yeah.Tupac, yes, it's like this.Yeah, yeah.These people change the world.These people who show the world fuck off, yes?Yeah, yeah, yeah.We need that.Fuck off for this system, yes?If some man like you and me a little bit uh out of this system, this system hate you.Yes, yes, yes, yes.Because you're out of this system.Yes, exactly.Yes, yes, yes.And that what you feel in this airport, yes?Yeah.If you're a little bit out of this system, all system against you.Yeah, and as soon as you start to argue a little bit with them, then they immediately they want to, oh, you know, they want to show they're dominant.I can call the security.I can blah blah blah.If you if you stand this, that you more easy life, yes?Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.I I all my life system fuck me because I'm different, yes?Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.System want what I'm
want what I'm the same like everybody, yes?Exactly. Yeah, yeah. They want to serve everybody be the same.Mhm.I just say, oh, fuck your system, yeah.Yeah, fuck it, yeah.We need to be But I think what I need is someone like you, for example, who can understand.I mean, I mean, you're not my friend.Like you and me, it's maybe only 5%, yes?Yes, I agree.But someone who can just say, okay, I understand you.I understand, you know, it's not your fault.It's just the system, blah blah.Well, you know, when you can meet someone who can understand you, you feel, you know, you're not stupid, you know what I mean?Because I work in taxi cuz I I don't like, I hate, I can't work in like collective, you know, yes?Yeah, yeah, yeah.Corporate, yes, in some company inside office.There this intrigues, yes?Yeah, yeah, yeah.I hate it.I hate it.Womens, girls, something.It's always, that's all I mean, I'm I was banned from something and it's alwaysin my opinion, or in my experience, it's always some stupid girl.Like it's always some young woman, girls, or you know, let's say 20.That's crazy, yeah.And then I say something, I mean, let's say I just make a one joke or I just I just I even I just say something wrong.And then, and then they start to And then they call the manager and they say, oh, he, you know, he whatever whatever they say.I don't know what they say, but they could say, oh, he, you know, he grabbed my ass or something.I don't know what the fuck they say.I have my passport in the back, yes?We in Latvia have passport, yes?I'm not citizen, yes?I'm like resident, yes?Oh, okay.I see.Okay, okay, yeah.But in Latvia in passport don't write resident, in Latvia in passport write alien passport.Okay.Yes.It's only exclusive in the world, yes?And when I come from Austria to Germany at car, yes, me stop in Germany police, yes?Uh-huh.I show
Uh-huh.I show the passport.He switch alien passport.What is does?I say I I try to joke, yes?Yeah, yeah, yeah.I'm from Mars, yes?And he and he take me for one night in the police.That is so stupid.You're just making one joke.They don't understand jokes, yes?I'm from Mars, I'm alien, yes?Okay, let me tell you I wrote I joke yesterday.I write jokes sometimes.Okay,I'll tell you what joke I think you'll like this.Okay, it goes like this.Okay, please, please, please, oh, you know, Joe Biden, Vladimir Putin, uh Xi Jinping, Jesus Christ.Anyone anyone who is in charge, uh please, please, please, please, please.I know you can do it.Please, please, please, don't be a coward.I know you can do it.Please make me gay or make women funny.Exactly, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.You like that.Woman, yes, it then They don't understand jokes.I understand.What the fuck?It's just a joke.Yeah, I I understand, yes, because woman don't have humor.So maybe maybe 5%.Of course.Exactly.It's the same as when you and me, like, oh, yeah.It's like 80% woman no humor, no jokes, nothing.Yeah.They don't even know how to laugh at jokes.Cuz this is uh this is you hotel, yes?Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.Mhm.We now to around, yes?Okay, sure, sure.Like this.Everybody like this, like this, everybody like this, like this.Do it now, do it now.Okay, let me tell you my favorite joke.This is I didn't write that.So it's from Mitch Hedberg, one of the greatest comedians ever.Okay, okay.Okay, it goes like this.Uh I don't have a girlfriend.
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